With two decades of experience as a copywriter, I’ve crafted engaging and informative content for a diverse variety of products. B2B, B2C, retail, lifestyle—I’ve covered it all. A self-taught individual with a versatile skill set, my expertise extends beyond copywriting to graphic design, video production, storytelling, startups and even programming/testing.
Chris Darrell
Intelligent Content Design.
Classic storytelling. Next-gen tech. Content without limits.
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STORYTELLING
Finalist-level screenplay writer in Hollywood’s two biggest young talent development programs—Warner Brothers and Disney Fellowship. Privately coached by Emmy-Winning writer from Everybody Loves Raymond.

STARTUP FOUNDER
Leveraged creative, partnerships, industry influencers, and social media to build a multi-million-dollar success story with no investment, no marketing budget and almost solely organic growth.

FULL STACK PROGRAMMER
Graduate degree in computer science and coding background. HTML, JS, CSS on a developer level. Managed large software programs for companies like Fox Studios and Oracle.

2023 RESIDENT FOUNDER
Selected to collaborate with a group of 20 fellow founders to conceive and present innovative startup concepts to venture capitalists in Boulder, CO.
🧠 Looking for an Emotionally Disengaged Word Technician?
- • The ability to smother bold ideas with an Amish-branded throw pillow?
- • A deep passion for saying absolutely nothing—in exactly 600 words?
- • A proven track record of sounding like a sentient toaster?
- • Comfortable working in a Slack thread titled
#copy-requests
with zero context? - • Talented at removing every trace of humanity from copy, leaving behind a pristine, vibe-free husk?